my mooby booby scooby! miss moey bo goey me fi foe zoey... i don't think i have bonded so much with any other cat in my life. i love mo so so much she is my best friend. we cuddle every single night before bed. she's a big, fat, beautiful, chubby, stinky, gorgeous, smelly, tuxedo. her theme song in our house is
"who's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world? it's mo! it's mo!"
who's the prettiest kitty in the whole damn city? it's mo! it's mo!
work in an office starting as a secretary up to CEO, in her late 50s she would quit to
do her true passion... fashion.
love purple
mo
love owls.
unfortuately be somewhat conservative but not care enough to be centrist. later in her
life she would come out as gay and become more 'live and let live'
have a beauty mark with a hair constantly growing out of it, but makes it look cool.
wear mary jane shoes.
be french and still have a french accent (fake) despite not living there until later in
life.
smoke cigarettes constantly.
never have to wear old lady perfume she just naturally smells like that.
eat paté and escargot.
my sweet lovey dovey baby. so tiny, so little wittle. so LOUD, so PERSISTENT. little
bebé's favorite event is begging for treats and wet food. her stomach is a black
hole that will never be satisfied. she is a SCREAMER, a SHOUTER.
have a faux-hawk, with the tips dyed.
love obnoxious hot pink
be
be 4 foot max and always look super young.
be sportsy... i think rugby and derby...
work with kids, like a daycare or a camp counselor.
fun facts:
the only music that calmed her down after her spaying surgery was yummy by ayesha
erotica.
she loves catching bugs.
we have had her since she was 3-4 weeks, she fit in the palm of our hands.
she's in love with mo... the feelings are... somewhat mutual.
my smelly little ferret. she is so misunderstood... so sad. so lonley. nobody likes my sweet baby fig, mo and baby fight with/avoid her. it's not her fault, she's just so stupid and awkward... my little shrimp was abused before us and really just doesn't know how to be a cat.
low down dirty jomes...
low dooooowwwnn dirty john jomes....
definitely listen to taylor swift.
fall for the tradwife/coquette/cottage-core pipeline, unfortuately.
be so tall and have the longest legs ever.
be super feminine and girly.
be trailer park trash who made it out.
fun facts:
she is an apple-headed siamese! she even has crossed eyes.
she also has striped whiskers, associated with the agouti gene.
she is the pee pepper. she is always trying to get into the toilet.
my real life kitty cats!! in 3D on your screen! smell 'em here!
LUKEEE / petyou (2023-FOREVER)
